{"product_id":"personalized-retirement-cutting-board-two-tone","title":"Personalized Retirement Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForty years of showing up deserves better than a card everybody signed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngraved with their name, the years they gave it and the dates, and nothing else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe name is sized to the board, so a short name and a long one both fill it the same way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo tone bamboo, 18 inches by 12 inches, a full three quarters of an inch thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePale bamboo ends frame a darker centre panel, so the engraving sits in its own field\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser engraved into the grain, never printed on top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost retirement gifts are a plaque that goes in a drawer or a joke that lands once. This is the rare one that ends up in the kitchen, which is where a lot of newly retired people suddenly spend their afternoons. Nothing on it says the word retirement, which is exactly why it stays out on the counter years later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line that does the work is the number. Thirty five years, forty one years, whatever it actually was. Anyone can buy a gift with a name on it. Putting the count on there says somebody was paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the name. We set it in capitals and size it so it fills the board, whether it is four letters or ten.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the years of service, for example 35 YEARS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the dates for the bottom line, for example 1990 - 2025.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRead it back once, then add it to your cart. We engrave exactly what you type. Our team laser engraves every board by hand in Monroe, Connecticut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two tone bamboo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18 inches long by 12 inches wide by 3\/4 inch thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e The name, the years of service and the dates, engraved exactly as you type them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three engraved lines and a rule, with no fixed wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurface:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flat working surface with rounded corners and no drip ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash and towel dry, never in the dishwasher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Groovy Lasers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42959927803989,"sku":"gft221-retirement","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0291\/4793\/files\/gft221-retirement-01-lifestyle-v2_7d872e8f-d712-4744-afad-ad98fed682ed.jpg?v=1788804717","url":"https:\/\/www.groovyguygifts.com\/products\/personalized-retirement-cutting-board-two-tone","provider":"Groovy Guy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}