{"product_id":"uncle-decanter-set","title":"Personalized Uncle Decanter Set","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the uncle who taught you things your parents would not have.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDecanter etched with the complete \"Funcle\" definition layout\u003c\/b\u003e featuring \u003ci\u003e\"Funcle \/ Noun \/ The fun uncle. Like a dad, just cooler.\"\u003c\/i\u003e and customized with \u003ci\u003e\"See also: [His Name]\"\u003c\/i\u003e across the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTwo 9oz whiskey glasses\u003c\/b\u003e matching the decanter with the signature \u003cb\u003e\"Funcle\"\u003c\/b\u003e definition design engraved directly onto each glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSolid pine chest exterior\u003c\/b\u003e custom-laser-etched with his name on the front face of the wooden box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustom inside lid engraving\u003c\/b\u003e featuring your personal note, hilarious toast, or heartfelt message (up to 150 characters) etched directly into the wood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFull-size 26oz lead-free decanter\u003c\/b\u003e crafted with a weighted starburst base and solid square stopper to hold a standard bottle of his favorite whiskey or bourbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHand-engraved and customized to order\u003c\/b\u003e by our dedicated production team right here in Monroe, Connecticut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn uncle is the easiest person in the family to love and the hardest to shop for. He doesn't need another generic gift card, and he's opened some version of the same three presents every holiday since you were born. The \"Funcle\" Whiskey Decanter Set turns his legendary cool-uncle status into an executive home bar centerpiece. Featuring the dictionary definition of a \"Funcle\" on both the decanter and matching glasses—plus his name on the box front and your personal note inside the lid—it's the ultimate upgrade for the uncle who acts like a second dad and brings the laughs every time he shows up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e✍️ How to Personalize\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnter His Name:\u003c\/b\u003e Provide his name (e.g., \u003ci\u003eTyler\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eChris\u003c\/i\u003e, or \u003ci\u003eKevin\u003c\/i\u003e) to be laser-engraved in the \u003ci\u003e\"See also: [Name]\"\u003c\/i\u003e line on the decanter, as well as on the front exterior of the wooden chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside Box Lid Message:\u003c\/b\u003e Type your custom note (up to 150 characters) to be engraved inside the wooden lid—make it funny, heartfelt, or share an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Before Ordering:\u003c\/b\u003e We laser-etch text exactly as submitted, so please double-check all spellings before completing checkout!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔍 Product Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Decanter holds 26 oz; both whiskey glasses hold 9 oz each.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBox Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid pine chest measures 11\" H x 11\" W x 6\" D with hinged brass hardware and custom foam inserts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% lead-free heavy glass decanter, crystal-clear whiskey glasses, natural pine wood box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePersonalization Areas:\u003c\/b\u003e Four custom zones—decanter front, both glasses, box exterior front, and inside box lid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-wash recommended for glassware to preserve glass clarity and high-contrast engraving sharpness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Groovy Lasers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42960327802965,"sku":"decanterboxset-2","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0291\/4793\/files\/50th60th70th75thFunnyRetirementAlwaysyours-2026-09-22T152604.031.png?v=1790105218","url":"https:\/\/www.groovyguygifts.com\/products\/uncle-decanter-set","provider":"Groovy Guy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}