Camo Clipper

You know the type.   He’s got a Larry the Cable Guy quote for everything.  At least if Foxworthy isn’t more appropriate.   He ordered a shipping container to use as a second garage/firing range.

“It’ll look fine in front yard, for now.”

And those mossy oak boxer-briefs.  Well, maybe it’s time to order a few more pairs.  Anyway, he knows what he wants; and camois a big part of that equation.   That’s why the Camo Clipper comes ready to satiate his endless hunger for all things camo.  And it brings it all back home with a bit of personal charm.

At 9” when locked open, the Camo Clipper is sure to give him a little camo-encrusted memory to carry with him, as he:

Shops for new floor-mats for his truck… to protect his “good” floor-mats.

Power-washes the oil stains off the kitchen floor.

Discovers a new brand of bacon…

All with a trusty, large knife, clipped at his side… just in case he needs to trim his toenails again this year.

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