$29.99
You know the type. He’s got a Larry the Cable Guy quote for everything. At least if Foxworthy isn’t more appropriate. He ordered a shipping container to use as a second garage/firing range.
“It’ll look fine in front yard, for now.”
And those mossy oak boxer-briefs. Well, maybe it’s time to order a few more pairs. Anyway, he knows what he wants; and camois a big part of that equation. That’s why the Camo Clipper comes ready to satiate his endless hunger for all things camo. And it brings it all back home with a bit of personal charm.
At 9” when locked open, the Camo Clipper is sure to give him a little camo-encrusted memory to carry with him, as he:
Shops for new floor-mats for his truck… to protect his “good” floor-mats.
Power-washes the oil stains off the kitchen floor.
Discovers a new brand of bacon…
All with a trusty, large knife, clipped at his side… just in case he needs to trim his toenails again this year.
Can be engraved with up to 12 characters