If he had a new hammer for every time that someone ran off with one of his hammer, well… he’d still have a hammer. Then he could finally hang those pictures his wife’s been asking about for three months.
Give him the Classified Clawhammered , and make sure that your pictures are hung, your walnuts are cracked, and all of you necessary nailing needs are never negated.
The Classified Clawhammered classifies and codifies his tools at another level, and makes sure that those pesky “hammer borrowers” feel really bad when they accidentally tuck his hammer in their belt.
You can personalize the handle with up to 20 characters on one line, and help him get all his tools “classified.” This cool hammer measures 13" x 5.5" x 1".