Retired From Stupidity Tumbler

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Embark on your journey to a leisurely chapter with our 20oz stainless steel tumbler, the ideal retirement gift that celebrates transition and relaxation in style. This vessel isn't just about sipping beverages; it's a daily reminder of accomplishments and freedom earned over years of dedication. As durable as their newly acquired free time, this tumbler promises endless moments of refreshment for any retiree looking to quench their thirst for life's next adventure.

The well-earned break comes alive through our laser etched design which stands testament not only to timeless memories but also endures like those tales - never fading away even when put through countless dish cycles. With its double-wall insulation ensuring drinks remain at an idyllic temperature throughout extensive storytelling sessions or peaceful afternoons by the porch, this colorful companion welcomes you into retired life where every sip is savored slowly – perfectly mirroring paced-out golden days ahead.

Product Details:
  • Stainless Steel
  • Size: 20oz
  • Double Wall insulated for keeping the perfect temperature
  • Laser Etched Design will not fade
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Length: 3 3/8 in
  • Height: 6 7/8 in
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